Enjoy it or they'll come and get ya!

The Germans have the wurst food. Ha ha, I crack me up!

Teutonically clean

In the late 30s and early 40s, the Germans developed an interesting reputation for hospitality. You’ll be pleased to know that the Bavarians are maintaining these standards even today.

For the clinical psychologists among you, there’s Neuschwanstein castle. Built by an insane, power obsessed emperor using slave labor, the design was later copied by Walt Disney. Hmm, ‘nuff said.

 
 

Why not enjoy a slow brau in Schlobrau?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

82,431,390 (2005)
Berlin

The Deutschemark

A$1 = 0.9 Deutschemarks (1/13 of a David Hasselhoff poster)

1998
Munich, Neuschwanstein castle
0 They tend to get eaten by German Shepherds

1 Normal pub

0.1 Bier hall

The “bier halls” are expensive and the beer is watered down.

I prefer the “möissen tüps” halls where the beer is cheap and the waitresses are watered down. (Actually, these don’t really exist, but I’ve always wanted an excuse to use umlauts.)