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A land famous for its dykes (and not the good kind).
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| As every tourist knows, Amsterdam is famous for two things. What they don’t tell you is that the only reason to go to this country is for those two things. So, if you’re not after windmills or clogs, give Holland a big miss.
The red light district is, however, an eye opener. And for the less puritanical, it may be a wallet opener as well. Personally, if I wanted to have sex with a depressed, exploited, underpaid drug addict, I’d masturbate. |
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| If I did have any true stories from Amsterdam, I certainly wouldn't be sharing them with the public! |
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16,407,491 (2005) |
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The Dutch Guilder
A$1 = 1.1 Guilders (0.35 seconds of a peep show) |
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0 I didn't se any dogs unless they were performing behind a glass case with a young lady. |
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0.8 Say it with me, "Grolsh" |
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