Bright lights, big cities and bad fashion.

Fugu. The infamous, poisonous blowfish. A bargain at ¥10,000 a meal (taste not included).

Pristine and bewildering.

My first encounter with a Japanese tech toilet was quite a surprise. The damn thing had more buttons than my stereo. I wasn’t sure whether I was going to flush it or launch it into orbit.


I have lived in Japan for the last four years, and have found it a country of contrasts.

My friend describes Tokyo as a bad game of Tetris. While this somewhat encapsulates the haphazardness of Tokyo’s layout, it doesn’t account for the charm that only a drab concrete megalopolis can exude.

Of course, it’s at night that Tokyo really comes alive; with gangs of hip youngsters, trendy restaurants and neon lighting bright enough to burn a hole through 6 inches of steel. Visitors; please observe the, “protective goggles must be worn at all times” signs.

Japan has firmly embraced the digital age. Many visitors to Japan complain that the language barrier makes communication difficult. In reality, the problem is far simpler. Many Japanese people are now incapable of speech and can only communicate by text messaging.

If you find the go-go pace of Tokyo too much, try escaping to Kyoto. More than just an anagram, this city is the cultural heart of Japan. Intricate temples, immaculate gardens and beautiful geishas are all barely visible behind the throngs of visiting Japanese Junior High School students.

A word of warning; although many of the Japanese children are cute, the Japanese government strictly forbids the capture of students for use as pets.

For the dive enthusiast, Okinawa’s seas are supposed to offer an excellent visibility of up to 30 metres. That’s 8 metres more than the average pedestrian in Tokyo enjoys.

For further information on Japan, I recommend the Tokyo Times or visit my blog, The Cynical Traveller goes to...
Tokyo continues its quest to be the first city visible from Pluto
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127,417,224 (2005)
Tokyo

The Japanese Yen

A$1 = 83 Yen (A lot bloody less than when I came over here)

2001 - 2005
Not sure. It all starts to look the same after a while.
0 Although you'll probably come across a lot of small dogs in ridiculous costumes.

0.4 Not good. Beer is expensive here and also consists of 40% head. Tastes good though.