| It took Columbus a year to reach the shores of America. While Spanish waiters now move slightly faster than this, it is still advisable to bring barrels of salted fish and water to sustain you while waiting.
Malaga is where the British go to play abroad. Here they can relax with the sun of a Spanish summer, and none of the exposure to foreign culture that makes traveling abroad such a pain.
While the older Brits fry their bodies in Malaga, the younger brits fry their minds in Ibitha. If the older Brits are hesitant to speak to foreigners, the same thing can not be said for this younger generation. Indeed, given enough acid and ecstasy, some of them will be talking to aliens.
Many of the beaches in Spain offer topless bathing. For the men among you, hoping to get a shifty glance, a word of warning however. The effects of a hot sun and a lifetime without bras, has led to a certain reshaping of the female physique. For example, during a recent, rather vigorous game of beach volleyball, a young lady had to be taken to hospital with severe concussion.
Away from the beaches, Seville offers a little more of the Spanish colonial elegance.
Seville’s cathedral is said to be the largest in Europe, and is cunningly positioned so that that taking a photo of the whole thing is impossible. Many people ask a local to photograph them in front of the monument. Obviously these people enjoy filling out insurance forms. |
