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The mountains are full of snow. The lakes are full of fish. The cheese is full of holes. And the bank accounts are full of Nazi gold.
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| Did I eat in Switzerland? I can’t remember. I think I might have nibbled on a couple of toblerones though. |
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| They must have been okay. If not, you can always write your name in the snow (possibly not recommended for girls). |
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| Visitors to Switzerland may want to buy a Swiss army knife, or, for those from Texas, a Swiss army gun.
Mount Pilates is the supposed last resting place of Pontius Pilate. This is often disputed, as many people feel the effort of taking his corpse all the way from Israel and lugging it up a bloody great mountain, just to bury it, would be a bit of a waste of effort.
My own travels took me to Lucerne. Surrounded by mountains and on the shores of a large lake, Lucerne is the quintessential Swiss town. So pretty was it, that it was a full three days before I realized there was actually nothing to do there. |
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Taking a tour, we were informed that sometimes guys in the Swiss Army give away their Army knives.
Later than night in a club, two of the girls decided to try their luck and began saucily dancing with every man in uniform they could find.
What was even more disturbing was that when they returned successful, some of the guys in our group tried the same thing. |
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Switzerland has something to offer everyone - provided they like mountains |
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7,489,370 (2005) |
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The Swiss Franc
A$1 = 0.75 Francs (The little cross sticker from a Swiss Army Knife) |
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Lucerne, Mount Pilates |
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0 Not so much as a Saint Bernard. |
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